Haiku, easy to learn, hard to master.

[Darth Lorax]

I've been thinking about starting a Haiku (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku) thread now we have a place for it. So post your haiku here. I'm not going to fuss over the subject matter or the finer points of the art. Just follow the basic form, 5-7-5.

-edit- I added a link to a definition of Haiku.

[Darth Lorax]

O Blue Screen of Death;
Where is my document now
destroyer of words.

[Grand Inquisitor Cyrilus]

(Haha, good stuff Lorax!)

After much shaking
Pandora's coke can awaits
Frosty rage within

[Gnarf]

The last has fallen
Many bodies here to loot
is there one more mob?

Edit: At 6am in the morning I cant count. Editied to make it 5-7-5 .... I hope :) hehe

[Tatheran]

Here is mine:

Spring

Fragile plants budding,
Craving the sun's gentle rays,
Warmer days are here.

[Neb]

It Stinks

Many flies buzzing,
Intestines unfurl like rope,
The horse is dead, Jim.

The Server is Down

Gerbil runs on wheel,
Spinning happily in place,
Until the wheel breaks.

[Wolf]

Fire falls from the sky,
Silence fills the dead city,
A lone mother cries.

[Kallysti]

The dog needs out now
Hurry, hurry, open the door
Too late: steaming pile.

Ok, stories are more my thing than poetry :P

[thepigsmustdie]

Birds chirping in trees
wind blows gently this morrow
cool grass under tree, sleep

It is a atempt

[Evil_Gondi]

Hastily death comes
Bringing sorrow and anguish
My life may be next.

Blossoms in the wind
Making beauty in the sky
What a simple joy.

[Silvercalipso]

Realism?

Darkness closing in
Death's wretched fingers hold me
Resurrect Now? yes.

[Darth Lorax]

The nights are the worst.
Zombies come searching for food.
Darkness falls again.

[Trumble]

prismxl.sys
My computer is weird now
I need "Hijack This"

[Nill]

My pen, marking time
My mind is seeking release
The Voices have gone

[Tatheran]

Work Related Injury

Owch! An intense pain,
A dislocated jawbone.
Injured while yawning?!?

[bob the goat]

These stupid Haiku.

I really hate the counting.

I can not do it.

[Dragondude06]

my comp is evil.
I open it with plyers.
elfs with typewriters?

[Velenka]

I lie here in bed
Pillow clamped around my head
Awake and pissed off.

[Mordican]

up in the morning
damnit, late for work again
I need my coffee

[bob the goat]

Caffeine is my friend.

I confidently work fast.

Time for another.

[DogEye]

</shout Train>

Farming murks agian

Shadow awakes yet agian

Its Blackfall dammit

[Dragondude06]

I do enjoy bawls

the caffine makes me happy

what where you thinking?

[Da_Dude]

Take a yawn

Lay down my head

I'm in my bed.

[Calid]

there was a young girl from nantucket......oh......oh sorry where is the limerick forum?

[bob the goat]

Love is a rainbow.
Beautiful beyond compare,
Just out of my reach.

[Darth Lorax]

My browser told me-
The page contains no data.
Double yew tee eff?

[Slarethorn]

Cyber Slave:

The bright screen traps me
I now have been ensnared, no!
Slave to a machine.

Soda (like you didn't expect it? :P )

Powerful soda
Fails to give me energy
Yet still drags me down

[Evil_Gondi]

Ode to Gaming

Silently weaping
Draining all of my sadness;
This game I shall beat

[Da_Dude]

Root Beer:

Chug Chug
The sweestest of soda
Sucultent root beer

[Kallysti]

Too few syllables?
No, I know what I'm doing.
This is my haiku.

:P

[Lelik]

Sorry for nooby Question, but what Haiku is?...lol

[Darkocean]

I am all alone
Feelings that I can’t explain
No one understands.

[Breandan]

Cat Haiku

You must scratch my rear!
Yes, above my tail! Behold,
elevator butt.

Full Disclosure- this is not entirely mine, I read something like this somewhere a while back, but I have been using it for so long that I forgot where. Still, it is appropriate :-)

[Kallysti]

Yep, my mom emailed me that one once, hehe. Found them here (http://photodude.com/article/2074/cat-haiku-dog-haiku) when I googled it. I love those!

[Naila]

hahah those are great! i hadn't seen some of them

[Barrywen]

Sorry for nooby Question, but what Haiku is?...lol

A simple poem
From our Japanese brothers --
Five, seven, five. Ah!

http://www.toyomasu.com/haiku/

[Cougarshand]

The clock is ticking.
God! No more work today, please!
Shut Up, Co-workers!!

[Nerrul]

No mindless drivel,
But, then again, no "moo-lah";
Leaving work early!

Frost bites at my nose,
And chill wind toussles my hair,
But, mmm, a warm scarf.

[Cougarshand]

Yay! Vacation time!
Time to visit my loved ones.
Time to board the dog.

[Barrywen]

Cougarshand boards dog?
When I visit my loved ones,
I board a fast plane.

[Cougarshand]

Many jolly laughs!
Barrywen makes a funny.
My dog would be mad.