pokey
08-29-2005, 11:53 AM
My name is pokey imma lvl 60 elite orc rogue on teh stormrage server and this is my story.
My adventure began when brag sends me a tell and say's 'pokey if I invites you to MC will you behave this time?' So i am leik 'What's a MC?' 'Molten Core pokey you've been there MC is a abbreviation.' And I am leik 'Why is abbreviation such a long word?' /em Brag lets out a long sigh. so I say's I promise and he's leik 'Pokey did you ever stop to think . . . and forget to start again?' and I am leik 'I dont wanna be so open minded that meh brains fall out you know.'
So my girlfriend comes in meh room and say's 'you need to go pick up your brother from work get off that computer'. Sheesh I wish I had rolled a warlock then I could have just summoned him. Luckily I have add and forget about it but my girlfriend has to keep being mean to me so she comes in and say's 'are you still on that computer?' and I am leik 'I cant understand, you speaking human and imma orc... /bur.' So she goes and gets meh brother. Haha mah tin foil gnomish mind control cap ftw!!! Enginerin is teh rock u kno.
So I run all the way to the molten coors and I take the leap of faith but I fall in the lava and dies for some reason. So I run all teh way back and say's 'why do i keep dying when i jump in? Cause your not in a raid dumbass and anyhow the window is over there. So i get into molten core again but this time I am keeping my eye on the raid cause last time they gots all sneaky on me. The voices in my head say it's a vast secret conspiracy of the boy scouts of america to take over the thorium widget market!!
Since I am there we do so good in teh coors that we gets to the third boss mob!!! I dont gets to see much cause they tend to forgets to rez me allot but I can see why tho in all the confusion and all. So I finally gets the rez and I was beating on this big rock guy's buddy named gary or somethin and blizard be cheating cause his buddies was immune to my ubberness but I was not to be deterred!!. Unfortunately most of the fight I couldnt consentrate cause this stupid lock keeps sending me tells somethign about banish but I was too busy to bother with his nwb arse so I tells him to stfu so he leik 'Pokey your a fking dork.' and i am leik ' No I am a ork see I gots green skin and everything sheeesh learn to spell' So we wipe cause the game cheats and stuff and everyone is all upset but I lived.
Rogues alway's live yah know cause we gots teh sneeky sneeky poof poof button. Anyhow while we are waiting for a rez alesis asks if anyone is a minor cause of some dark iron ore. so i was leik 'This is such BS your age shouldnt have anything to do with what you get to loot.' then MsDkay say's 'pokey do you do drugs or are you normally like this?' Ands i am leik' did you know if you stick your tounge in a light socket everything tastes purple for like a hour?' so she's leik ' madness takes it toll pokey please have exact change ready' MsDkay is so wise but I gots the add and I forgets what we were talking about so i cant come up wiht a smart reply.
So we finally regroup and we get's the pwnage for teh garr and these nightslayer pants drop and those are about as rare as seeing richard simmons in a straight bar but poor pokey is hated by both jeebus and the debil so I loose the roll to a stupid nwb so am liek 'hey vortani let me see your pants' and he's leik 'Only if you buy me dinner.' Stupid nwbz prolly sploited the roll. But it's ok I am going for all INT gear now. You know what they say a smart rogue is a living rogue so I want to be the smartest rogue on the server.
So teh raid is over and well u know what they say home is where your hearthstone is. So i goes stone back to ogremart. So's I am good wiht the magicks and stuff and I am enchanting stuff in ogremart and this girl asks for a +50 health enchant to her chest so I give it to her and then another girl come up and asks for the same enchant And I am leik "I can't do you right now. I just blew my load on her chest." and she's leik 'uuuuhh ok perv' and I am leik 'I am not a perv i am a rogue'. Stupid girls.
P.S. I have decided to create my own guild <Neverland Ranch Survivors>. If your interested just contact one of our members. Currently we really need pallies..
My adventure began when brag sends me a tell and say's 'pokey if I invites you to MC will you behave this time?' So i am leik 'What's a MC?' 'Molten Core pokey you've been there MC is a abbreviation.' And I am leik 'Why is abbreviation such a long word?' /em Brag lets out a long sigh. so I say's I promise and he's leik 'Pokey did you ever stop to think . . . and forget to start again?' and I am leik 'I dont wanna be so open minded that meh brains fall out you know.'
So my girlfriend comes in meh room and say's 'you need to go pick up your brother from work get off that computer'. Sheesh I wish I had rolled a warlock then I could have just summoned him. Luckily I have add and forget about it but my girlfriend has to keep being mean to me so she comes in and say's 'are you still on that computer?' and I am leik 'I cant understand, you speaking human and imma orc... /bur.' So she goes and gets meh brother. Haha mah tin foil gnomish mind control cap ftw!!! Enginerin is teh rock u kno.
So I run all the way to the molten coors and I take the leap of faith but I fall in the lava and dies for some reason. So I run all teh way back and say's 'why do i keep dying when i jump in? Cause your not in a raid dumbass and anyhow the window is over there. So i get into molten core again but this time I am keeping my eye on the raid cause last time they gots all sneaky on me. The voices in my head say it's a vast secret conspiracy of the boy scouts of america to take over the thorium widget market!!
Since I am there we do so good in teh coors that we gets to the third boss mob!!! I dont gets to see much cause they tend to forgets to rez me allot but I can see why tho in all the confusion and all. So I finally gets the rez and I was beating on this big rock guy's buddy named gary or somethin and blizard be cheating cause his buddies was immune to my ubberness but I was not to be deterred!!. Unfortunately most of the fight I couldnt consentrate cause this stupid lock keeps sending me tells somethign about banish but I was too busy to bother with his nwb arse so I tells him to stfu so he leik 'Pokey your a fking dork.' and i am leik ' No I am a ork see I gots green skin and everything sheeesh learn to spell' So we wipe cause the game cheats and stuff and everyone is all upset but I lived.
Rogues alway's live yah know cause we gots teh sneeky sneeky poof poof button. Anyhow while we are waiting for a rez alesis asks if anyone is a minor cause of some dark iron ore. so i was leik 'This is such BS your age shouldnt have anything to do with what you get to loot.' then MsDkay say's 'pokey do you do drugs or are you normally like this?' Ands i am leik' did you know if you stick your tounge in a light socket everything tastes purple for like a hour?' so she's leik ' madness takes it toll pokey please have exact change ready' MsDkay is so wise but I gots the add and I forgets what we were talking about so i cant come up wiht a smart reply.
So we finally regroup and we get's the pwnage for teh garr and these nightslayer pants drop and those are about as rare as seeing richard simmons in a straight bar but poor pokey is hated by both jeebus and the debil so I loose the roll to a stupid nwb so am liek 'hey vortani let me see your pants' and he's leik 'Only if you buy me dinner.' Stupid nwbz prolly sploited the roll. But it's ok I am going for all INT gear now. You know what they say a smart rogue is a living rogue so I want to be the smartest rogue on the server.
So teh raid is over and well u know what they say home is where your hearthstone is. So i goes stone back to ogremart. So's I am good wiht the magicks and stuff and I am enchanting stuff in ogremart and this girl asks for a +50 health enchant to her chest so I give it to her and then another girl come up and asks for the same enchant And I am leik "I can't do you right now. I just blew my load on her chest." and she's leik 'uuuuhh ok perv' and I am leik 'I am not a perv i am a rogue'. Stupid girls.
P.S. I have decided to create my own guild <Neverland Ranch Survivors>. If your interested just contact one of our members. Currently we really need pallies..