And... begin...

[Ciarin]

http://ciarin.com/food.jpg

[Tenolein]

We can post again, eh? I sure hope I don't get in trouble for this..

-=Throws his new french silk pie at ceiling=-

[Jordayne]

*whistles a happy tune* sets up pudding-launching bazooka in far corner with attached jello-shooting slingshot.... *rubs hands together wickedly* Muahahaha, this is gonna be good! *waits patiently for first victi- err, forum browser to come thru the door...*

[offensivename]

looks like something from Burger Time

[Vikingprin]

i cant see any pictures :( can i still run amok?

[Keiran]

*brings in an inflatable pool for the jello*

[Ciarin]

It's from the Atari Game Food Fight (http://www.ggdb.com/GGDB/Details.asp?VID=1009&Cat=TechRoot.WandM.EG)

[Coffee]

*Lobs a lemon-chess pie at Ciarin.*

[Tadashya]

*installs a new Plug (tm)*

[Ciarin]

mmmm.....


::eats pie::

I haven't eaten all day.

[Grey_Bishop]

Hmm, did we all make it?

[Velenka]

Oh Tad, that avatar is beautiful! *swoon*

Wee! Home again :)

[Takara]

boing

[Coffee]

Hi Takara and Velenka!
**Takes out his oatmeal gun and hits Grey_Bishop.**

Yup. Made it.

[Shiach_gaidin]

Yup all here, now just to unpack

SMACK!!

Mmm... Chocolate pudding...

[Alakandrius]

*Releases the Rabit with Big Pointy Teeth*

yeah made it as well

[Vikingprin]

yay! party!
*pours saurkraut flavored jello in the pool and splashes around*

[Ciarin]

ew

[Coffee]

**Starts boiling frankfurters.**

[Shadowdragoon]

Time to trow the Tropic pies on everyone here.

[Ciarin]

ich bin eine frankfurter


haha!!

[Dark Tyger]

Is it a bad sign that I instantly recognized the source of that picture, Ciarin?

[Ciarin]

old man.....

[Dark Tyger]

Only 27. :p Sheesh.

[Gnomish]

MEEH!!!!! ::sits down in corner and eats Punkin Pie smothered in CoolWhip:: mmmmm......pie..

[Saethori]

*wanders in, and sets up a Ballista designed to fire large sums of Twinkies*

*takes aim at Gnomish*

[Ciarin]

27 is old, but not too old. Anything over 35 is generally too old.

in 8 days I turn 24!!!!oneone!!!!!11!!!!!!1!!!


Geez, I'm gettin' old. I can't even do the splits anymore.............but I can still put my feet behind my head.....


:::does somersaults:::

wheeeee!!!!!!

[Kaylen]

Hello, my name is ChooChoo Bear, and I'm all hopped up on NyQuil. Make the hurting stop.

[Gnomish]

::gags:: TWINKIES!!! ::takes pie and runs behind BIG memorial to Old Special Threads::

[Coffee]

Did someone say twinkies?!
**Starts vollying twinkies at Gnomish.**

[Saethori]

Hey! Those are my Twinkies! *fires at Coffee*

You coveted my Twinkies, now you shall meet Twinkie Death!


...on another note, this topic is now marked 'Popular'. YAY!

[Coffee]

**Starts lobbing sugar cubes at Saethori.**

[Ciarin]

two lumps for me please.

:)

[Saethori]

*uses Twinkies to intercept sugar cubes mid-air*

*runs out of Twinkies, and is pelted by sugar cube hail*

*runs to a local store, both to escape sugary vengance and to restock on Twinkie ammunition*

[Iiliani Seadream]

*peeks head in the door, realises it's that place she got trapped in in the other forums, hastily withdraws head before anyone notices*

[Coffee]

Too late Iiliani!!
**Dumps a bowl of Selkirk Bannock dough on Iiliani.**

[Ciarin]

well, atleast ti wasn't haggis...



BLECCH!!

[DaMrac]

ALL YOUR COFFEE-n-TWINKIES ARE BELONG TO US!!

sugar and cream in my coffee pls!

hey Ciarin!! where did you get teh artwork for your avatar? It looks familiar!! can you link me to the original full size pls?? pretty pls?

[Ciarin]

Luis Royo(official site (http://www.luisroyo.com/))

here's the full size (http://ciarin.com/roy02.jpg)

He's an amazing artist. I wish I was atleast half as good as he is.

[DogEye]

DARN my long zoning time, the druids and wizards got here before me... hurray a shiny new forum we can amok in!!!

*tosses lemon merange pies at nearest people*
*summons rain of confeditee*
*fills brand new jello pool with orange jello*
*starts making and eating smores with burst of flame*

[Nulien]

Do I dare risk actually stepping in here this time?

*hand shakes as the Submit button is pressed*

[Shadowdragoon]

Pies Nulien whit 20 Tropic Fruit pies.

[Nulien]

mmm... pie...

*eats all but the last one, then realizes they're not for eating here... they're for throwing*

*throws the last pie back at Shadowdragoon*

[DaMrac]

woot!! very nice!! I'm familiar with his work reason the pic was so familiar. ThANKS CIARIN!!

[TalonNYC]

REAMOK!

[broggyr]

I'm 31 - so does that mean I am starting to get too old? lol

[Dr.Gonzo]

Im here, and lobbing stale rice-crispy treats into the crowd!
Watch out, they can be sharp!

[Shadowdragoon]

here take a tropic fruit pie
Trows it comedystyle right at Dr.Gonzo`s face.

[broggyr]

*likes tropical fruit*

GUAVA!

[Dr.Gonzo]

Yeah, im okay with tropical fruit too =)

[Gnomish]

Now that i'm "awake"..........
::gets a vat of Chocolate pudding:: MMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! ::starts to chase after DogEye:: CHOGLIT!!!!!!!!!!

[Sham]

*waves cheerily* I made it!!!!!!

*dodges the chocolate pudding and catches a Rice Krispies treat* Mmmmm.........stale marshmallows.

[LowerClassBrat]

Im to sick to amok

[Kaylen]

The join me with some delicious NyQuil.

[Sham]

Aww.....*puts her hand against LCB's forehead* Maybe you'd better lie down, lil' bro.....leave the amoking to me for awhile.

[Gnomish]

SHAM! YOUR AVATAR LOOKS LIKE RusselT!!!!

[LowerClassBrat]

Nyquil makes me feel like i weight a bajjillion and 50 pounds.

[Sham]

You mean my kitty? That's Hank. He's big, fat, and loud, and can't seem to get along with my husband.

He's such a sweetie, though......*purr*

[LowerClassBrat]

/weakly lobs a waterbaloon full of cranberry juice at sham

Soo tired

[Sham]

*gently tosses the unbroken balloon back at LCB* Here......cranberry juice is good for your system.

[Gnomish]

RusselT is big fat, and loves everyone... except for pesky neighbor kids who are annoying... and He only had growled at my BF one time... uhh.. that was coz it was 3 in the morning, and he was not supposed to be at my house ^_^

Ohh... Cranberry Juice is goood ^_^

[Sham]

*chuckles* Oh, Hank's a complete chicken. Every time we have company he makes for the closet.

[Gnomish]

RusselT is afraid of Vaccum Cleaners, thunder... and LOUD noises... but >_< omg.. He will sit in the window at the front of my house and watch the Garbage truck, going all the way around my street... god... cats are crazy

[Zorathenne]

*peeks in*

Is this where all that amok-like noise was coming from?! Oooh! Lemme go get my lounge chair and umbrella and some tea I'll be right back! *dashes off to collect her things*

Me back and now to find a corner to get all comfy in to watch the chaos from..

[Darley Marilith]

/peeks in and sees Coffee throwing twinkies at people
Hmmm now to start with the Hostess Cupcakes!!!!
/starts throwing cupcakes at everyone

[Hiddenprince]

/catches one of the cupcakes and eats

MMMM!

/toss around edible goo to everyone

[Gnomish]

:: half comatose and listening to Primus:: i think that there is a Primus song that describes us.... I won't write the name here... but if anyone who wants to know it, PM me... ^_^

[Hiddenprince]

The pull of the amokness is too strong!!!!

good thing im evil :twisted:

[Mordican]

*munches on ice cream cake in the corner*

Its MINE!!

[Coffee]

Sorry you're not feeling wull LCB. Here, have some chicken soup...oh, sorry it's cold but this would hurt otherwise.
**Pours the cold chicken soup over LCB's head.**

[Tenolein]

Roses are red, violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have eachother, and when I'm alone, we are together!

=)

[Gnomish]

O.o ::shakes head and walks away from Tenolien::

[Coffee]

Okay, getting schizophrenia confuddled with Multiple Personality Syndrome(MPS) are we?

Schizophrenia is characterized by distortions of reality and disturbances of thought and language and withdrawal from social contact.

Multiple personality Syndrome is a dissociative disorder in which the usual integrity of the personality breaks down and two or more independent personalities emerge

[Gnomish]

Schitzo: "the voices are talking to me and they say they don't like you"

MPS: Which one of my personalities do you like the least?

[Kordesh]

Congradulations! 4 of the 5 voices in my head decided not to kill you!

[Tenolein]

What Gnomish says, cept Schizo: "I do what the voices in my pants tell me to"

=)

[Gnomish]

in your pants... O.o.. ok i think it's time for me to go to class... i'm gonna check back when it is over... >.< which will be in an AGE!

[Rhiamon Fatesealer]

*gets out her whipped cream gun*

*covers the forum in whipped cream*

There! NOW the new forums are starting to feel like home.

[Tadashya]

I think we still need Peeps... did someone bring the Peeps?!

[Coffee]

And in come the peeps.
**A sound of drums is heard, followed by the blaring of slightly out of tune pipes as the marshmallow Macpeeps finally escape from the ashes of the old special thread.**

[TalonNYC]

And becuase it's just necessary for this thread to have Flan in some form:

http://comerio.homestead.com/files/food/flan.jpg

Where the heck is my Llama. . .

[Shiach_gaidin]

Interesting now just to find an unclaimed food group...

I know, Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream away!!

[Wooleen Shadowraith]

*attacks pie*

[Saethori]

*returns from the shadows, fresh supplies in stock*

*Taerou casts Rain of Twinkies on the thread*

[Kat]

*leaps into the thread in a Matrix "bullet time" ballet of spinning, twisting, flipping motion, spraying Tapioca Pudding from her patented Tapioca Machine Pistols*

[Wooleen Shadowraith]

HEEEELP IM STUCK IN THE MATRIX!

[Tadashya]

*tosses the proverbial wrench into the matrix*

remember.. there is no serving utensils

[VirtualMisery]

*strolls in randomly, looks around, whips out her HVSAC (High Velocity Skittle Assault Cannon) and unloads a full clip* TASTE THE RAINBOW! *hosters cannon and strolls back out*

[Kordesh]

oh no Oh no! OH NO!


http://www.strangecult.com/pisser/koolaid/kool_name.jpg

OH YEAH!

[TalonNYC]

*detonates the FlanBomb (TM)*

And you thought it was just a desert.

[Wooleen Shadowraith]

*jumps out of the martix with the help of the wrench and gets splattered by flan*
ugh...today is NOT my day >.<

[Keiran]

Ouch, I had already eaten some of that flan, Talon. That hurt! *flings a cake at Talon*

[Mordican]

Is it me or do you all miss that IHOP guy who seemed to enjoy saying Ruuty Tuuty Fresh and Fruity all the time?

Damn... I want pancakes...

[Saethori]

*fires his Twinkie Cannon at Mordican for bringing up pancakes*

None shall attempt to divert glory from the almighty Twinkie!

[Hiddenprince]

All tho Pancakes do sound good right about now :mrgreen:

[LowerClassBrat]

Pancakes are good ANY DAY!

[Saethori]

HERETICS!

*fires the mighty Twinkie Cannon at both Hiddenprince and LCB*

[LowerClassBrat]

I r Twinkie Hater

[Coffee]

Death to the twinkies! Long live the flapjacks!

[LowerClassBrat]

Lets start an organization Coffee

[Kordesh]

mmmm organic coffee...

[Velenka]

I like to think that Twinkies belong in science experiments, not in people's tummies.

*starts looking for her Jr. Science Lab Kit (tm)*

It will be my greatest creation..

[LowerClassBrat]

I WANNA BE A GUINEY PIG

[Hiddenprince]

*fires the mighty Twinkie Cannon at both Hiddenprince and LCB*

*ducks behind something and pulls out the SPAM cannon*

[LowerClassBrat]

/Eats all the flap jacks

[Saethori]

All this sacreligious nonsense about hating Twinkies is really getting to me..

Looks like it's time to pull out the Twinkiezooka.

*begins to fire randomly*

[Hiddenprince]

heck i love twinkies! and pancakes too!

[LowerClassBrat]

/watches the pancakes own the twinkie n00bs

[Keisu_Reishiu]

*Sends warder in to scout*
*Warder returns covered in Twinkies*
Hmmmm
*Runs in herself slashing at the Twinkies with Fireclaw Talons and casting Ice Spear randomly*

[Tadashya]

twinkies are disgusting.. raw cookie dough is much better

*takes out her extra special high end baking company cookie dough spatula (with release mechanism) and starts flinging cookie dough at random*

[Ciarin]

I love raw cookie dough!!

[Saethori]

*hides behind a shield, which is quickly covered in pancakes, cookie dough, and ice*

*fires off Twinkie blasts from behind cover*

[Keiran]

Oooooh... *joins the raw cookie dough group*

Raw cookie dough > any other snack food, even fresh baked cookies! :D

[Tadashya]

*continues to pelt everyone with soft brown sugar oatmeal and raisiny goodness* EAT CUILINARY DEATH!

rawr :D

[Saethori]

*tosses a Twinkie Grenade into the mix, which explodes and spreads cream filling all around*

[Jordayne]

*loads up the pudding-launching bazooka and splatters the entire room and everyone in it with banana creamy goodness* pan-a-cakes are gooooood! I just had them for dinner, yummy yummy yummie!!!

[Shiach_gaidin]

Hides in the corner and loads up the pizza dough morter cannon, Hehehe, they'll never see this coming...

[Filan Fyretracker]

*prepairs a bigger suprise and drops a load of evil possesed Gingerbread men*
http://www.solarflare.tv/Everquest/galaxynyc.jpg

[Sham]

*sits down quietly by the fountain with a pint of strawberry Haagen-Dazs*

*looks up to see a barrage of pizza dough heading straight for her*

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH........my ice cream!!!!!!!!!!!

[Grimlok]

Sneaks in to grab a stack of pancakes and heads for the exit.

[Remban]

*looks into the thread, goes out, logs in his alternate wiz*
Eat jello spiral of al'kabor!
*Cast jello spiral of Al'kabor, dousing everyone in strawberry jello*

[Coffee]

Oooo, jello! Always room for jello...
But, what about muffins? Everyone likes muffins...
http://www.muffinfilms.com/index.htm

[Shiach_gaidin]

Mmmm...

Jello and Muffins...

[Saethori]

NO! Not Jello and Muffins! Never Jello and Muffins! Always Jello, Muffins, and Twinkies! Jello, Muffins, and Twiiinnkkiiieeesss....

[Tadashya]

*throws almond poppyseed mini muffins at coffee*

heh.. scones go much better with coffee IMO though *ba dum-pah!*

[VirtualMisery]

Hmmm....ohhhhh, I know...BODY ARMOR FORMED ENTIRELY OUT OF TWINKIES! It could work! I know it! Twinkies are indestructable...so if I wear Twinkie body armor...I'LL BE INDESTRUCTABLE! *starts gathering the Twinkies up under cover of sporadic Skittle-fire and the occasional butterscotch pudding aerial strike, and scrambles to her secret underground lair(tm) looking for blueprints*

[Sheyna Rainbringer]

*Dives into a vat of egg nog chai*

*splash*

[Kat]

http://www.twinkiesproject.com/

/shudder

( and LOL )

[Coffee]

*throws almond poppyseed mini muffins at coffee*

heh.. scones go much better with coffee IMO though *ba dum-pah!*

I do like scones...I think I'll make some when I get off work.

[Ciarin]

scones suck. I HATE SCONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!ONE!!!!

[Coffee]

**Dumps a bowl of scone dough on Ciarin.**

Mmmm, chocolate chunk anyone?

[Ciarin]

::takes a shower to wipe of scone goo::

[Tadashya]

I prefer cinnamon actually

*sprinkles cinnamon on ciarin for good measure*

[Kat]

*flings pumpkin pie filling at Ciarin*

*covers Coffee with Cool Whip brand Whip Cream*

[Ciarin]

hmmm.....pumpkin pie and cool whip.

yummy...

[Coffee]

Dammett, now I gots to take an early lunch 'cause of you guys. It's not fair!

[Kat]

hmmm.....pumpkin pie and cool whip.

yummy...

Two great tastes that taste great together!

[Saethori]

*hums the Cool Whip theme song*

*watches VirtualMisery's attempts to create Twinkie Armor to try to copy the idea and market it off as his own*

[Hiddenprince]

Hmmm this is gonna be tougher than I thought......

*digs into bottomless bag* ahhh here it is

*starts tossing around rice crispy treat mix around the forums*
mmmmmmmmmmm marshmellowy goodness

[Kat]

*starts making a sammiches with 2 Marshmallow Treats, with Cool Whip in between*

*passes out the sammiches to everyone*

Mmmmm. . . Now where did I put my insulin?

[Remban]

You want marshmellowie goodness? Then here!
*has alt wizzie cast a marshmellow nuke at hiddenprince*
You have been fattened by 10,000,000 points of non-melee!

[Kat]

*scraps the Marshmallow Treat / Cool Whip sammiches*

*makes Fluffer Nutter sammiches on toasted white bread and keeps them all to herself!*

[Hiddenprince]

You want marshmellowie goodness? Then here!
*has alt wizzie cast a marshmellow nuke at hiddenprince*
You have been fattened by 10,000,000 points of non-melee!

yay!

*breaks out the 12 cases of rice crispies and makes rice krispy treats for all*

[Remban]

Hey! I want one of those!
*sings a quick mez song at Kat and steals a sammich while she's mezzed*
And now, the rush to the exit!
*sings selos, trips over his alt wizard, and literally goes flying out of the thread. There is a tremendous bang not long after he leaves*
Ooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww! My brains are splattered halfway across the forum!

[VirtualMisery]

Bah. No. MY Twinkie armor. Mine mine mine. Mine mine (in case you weren't 100% sure about the mine-ness of the idea)

*tries to coerce Kat into sharing some fluffernutters in exchange for some Nutella* Mmm, chocolatey hazelnut goodlyness, you know you want it...

[Remban]

Ok, since you liked it the first time, heres more marshmellowy goodness for you hiddenprince!
*begins rapid fire of marshmellow nukes at hiddenprince*
How many points can you take before you are eitehr to fat to move or just explode from the strain of keeping it in?

[Saethori]

*takes the time where everyone is distracted by marshmallows to resecure his Twinkie Ballista and fire blasts around randomly*

[Kat]

*shares her Fluffer Nutter if VirtualMisery promises to never mention Nutella again*

/grin

[Remban]

Fire blastin, huh? No one gets to fireblast a wiz without a retal strike. Since you are shooting fire, how about some ice?
*casts ice comet several times at random people*

[Hiddenprince]

Fire blastin, huh? No one gets to fireblast a wiz without a retal strike. Since you are shooting fire, how about some ice?
*casts ice comet several times at random people*

yay! *makes sno cones out of the ice comets

[EvilIguana966]

*goes to his corner, and begins quietly assembling his evil mischeif machine*

[Coffee]

**Hits EvilIguana966 with (in?)famous oatmeal gun.**

[Tadashya]

*settles down in a corner and starts to craft marizpan critters*

[Saethori]

Noone does any quiet settling!

*fires Twinkies at Tadasyha and EvilIguana966*

[Gnomish]

:: walks back into thread in a daze:: wooh... 11 pages allready, haven't checked in here since yesterday afternoon... ^_^ AMOK AMOK AMOK!! ::picks up a tub of chocolate pudding and starts to eat, while sitting next to Tadaysha:: mm... Marzipan...

[Kat]

*engraves AM on the left Tapioca Machine Pistol, and OK on the other*

*brandishes them both*

These are my AMOK guns!! /laughs maniacally

[Gnomish]

Coffee... do you mean Imfamous!? ::goes back to eating pudding::

[Kat]

Everyone knows INfamous is more than famous. /grin

well everyone that saw The Three Amigos

[Saethori]

*notices Gnomish come in, and proceeds to unleash the entirity of his Twinkie Might at Gnomish*

[Gnomish]

NO!! NOT THE TWINKIES!!!!!!!!!!! :: Runs out of Thread and Comes back with RusselT:: RUSSELT.... GET HIM!!!!!

::RusselT starts to chase after Saethori::

[Saethori]

*runs away from RusselT then returns in a huge tank with "Twinkie Terror" written on the side*

*takes aim at RusselT and Gnomish*

[Coffee]

**Puts candy corn in the barrel of the twinkie tank, causing the shell to explode inside the barrel, covering Saethori in cream filling.**

[Gnomish]

WOOH!! Thanks Coffee! >_< ::huggels RusselT:: that was sccccryy....

[Coffee]

*Hits Gnomish and RusselT with cold oatmeal.*
Don't mention it.

[Kat]

*tosses handfuls of raisins into the oatmeal*

C'Mon! It's nature's candy!

[Saethori]

*slips a Twinkie Grenade into Coffee's cap, and goes off to see if he can build a Twinkie Terror II*

[Gnomish]

I love oatmeal... uhh... RusselT doesn't tho... ::walks off to give RusselT a bath::

[Coffee]

*Eats the twinkie grenade.*

[Saethori]

*slips a month-old-Lettuce Grenade designed to look like a Twinkie Grenade into Coffee's cap, and returns to designing*

[DogEye]

*summons ice cream*
hmmm i'm missing somthing?
whipcream-check
twinkie crumbs-check
sprinkles-........
*casts RIAN OF SPRINKLES*
*candy sprinkles rain from the sky*
ahhhh thats better... now where did i put that chocolate syrup?

[Saethori]

*hands DogEye a bottle of chocolate Twinkie syrup (don't ask) from out of nowhere, and returns to nowhere to resume building*

[Gnomish]

::comes back with arms all bandaged:: I have chocolate Pudding! ::Hands tub of pudding to DogEye:: yummy

[Coffee]

**Eats new twinkie grenade.**

*edit*Thought this would be funnier.*edit*

[Darley Marilith]

*peeks back in for the first time since yesterday and realizes just how much she's missed and decides to do something about it!!
Hmmmm looks like you did miss something else Dogeye. You missed the caramel. Cant have ice cream without the caramel.
*casts caramel showers onto the thread*

[Saethori]

*plops up an umbrella, and throws a Twinkie Grenade at Darley*

[Coffee]

Aha! I just remembered something.
**Leaves in a rush.**
**Comes back with an Infinate Improbability DriveTM. Now...anyone know how to work this thing?

[Darley Marilith]

*dodges the Twinkie Grenade*
Ha Saethori!
*begins casting Dismiss Twinkies*

[Keiran]

Take that Drive away before something awful happens! You never know what'll occur when you bring an Infinite Improbability Drive into a Room of Infinite Improbabilities... even if those improbabilities are limited to the food realm. o_0 You might actually restore sanity here by accident, take it away!

[Keisu_Reishiu]

*Casts Ice Spear several times at Hiddenprince*
Here make sno cones outta this! Uh oh OOM!
*Clicks on her small white drum and meds*

[Saethori]

*steals the Infinite Improbability Drive, and proceeds to install it in his Twinkie Terror II*

[Shiach_gaidin]

*casts summon doughnut and begins haging them on the wall like wreaths*

[Hiddenprince]

*Casts Ice Spear several times at Hiddenprince*
Here make sno cones outta this! Uh oh OOM!
*Clicks on her small white drum and meds*

*casts Anti-Ice on self*

Very interesting, but stupid.

anyone old enough to remember where that came from?

[EvilIguana966]

*continues fiddling with his mischief machine, oblivious to the world around*

[Tadashya]

*starts releasing marzipan frogs into the amok*

[Saethori]

*casts Anti-Ice on self*

Very interesting, but stupid.

anyone old enough to remember where that came from?

Sadly, yes.

I'm toooo old..

[Kordesh]

*whips out some bongo drums and begins to play, summoning forth a group of stampeding venomous pigs*

[Remban]

*Steps in and invites all casters he can into his bardic group and goes haywire on the mana regen songs* Anyone for near infinite mana?
*noticing all the ice flying around, my alt wiz and I put on some sunglasses then he casts one of the most powerful fire nuke in EQ, sunstrike, bringing the sun down among us.* Mmmmm, toasty.

[Coffee]

It's from Rowan and Martin's Laugh-in.

[Tadashya]

I think its entirely too quiet in here.

*wanders over to a panel with lots of buttons*

hmm

wash... rinse... .. here we go!

*puts room on spin cycle*

[Ciarin]

*agitates*

[Kordesh]

You made my muffins soggy!

[Wooleen Shadowraith]

Ha ha!
*points and laughs*

[Gnomish]

::runs off to BF's house and comes back with drum:: MWA! meet Leonard the Leezard! ^_^ he's a Lizzy-Horsey-Ridey-Thingy!

[Ciarin]

someone needs to take their meds....

[Gnomish]

Leonard isn't my Drogmore... he's Bugems'.. i am just borrowing him so i can Smish people who shoot twinkies at me ^_^

[Ciarin]

oh wait...*I* need to take my meds.

who are you people and where is my socks?

[Tadashya]

we lost em in the dryer.. after the room spun out. 8)

[Ciarin]

Toto too?

[DogEye]

one question....

HAVE YOU HUGGED AN IKSAR TODAY?

well have you?

*summons mug of hot choacolate*
*takes a sip...*
*looks at the mcpeeps strangly*

[Sheyna Rainbringer]

*runs a tricycle into a brick wall and falls over after a brief pause*

[Zorathenne]

rofl

I think I'm just gonna stay in my lounge chair under my umbrella and watch the festivities a bit longer. Deciding what to throw into the fray here..
*sips on a big mug of mint and jasmine tea*

As *much* as I love it (need it), I have to cut down a tad bit on the coffee intake *pouts and sniffles*
But tea is gooooood too..

[Foromir]

*peeks into the room* hmm *blinks and nods then closes the door hopeing noone knoticed him*

[Hiddenprince]

*peers in and casts 'rain of fluffy bunnies' to distract everyone then runs off with some twinkies*

[Keiran]

You can't get away that easily! *opens door and pulls Foromir in* *puts Foromir between himself and the Twinkie Terror II*

[Coffee]

**Starts singing aoe song "Rain of Half & Half," soaking everyone in the thread.**

[EvilIguana966]

*stands up and surveys the room*
Ah finished!
*looks at all the buttons of his mischeif machine, thinks for a moment, and pushes the red triangle*

*Everything in the room goes polka dotted or plaid*

[Zorathenne]

Ooooh! Half & Half! *lifts up her cup to catch some for her tea*
Thanks muchly boo! *huggles Coffee*
Anyone got a little sugarcube or two for my tea?

[Coffee]

**Takes out mino horn and plays aoe song "Cascade of Sugar Cubes."**

[Tadashya]

actually.. I think I found toto around here ... somewhere...

*pulls out marzipan & twinkie covered extremely ticked off looking little black dog*

would this be him?

[Remban]

What? Plaid! no! anything but Plaid! It burnses! It burnses us!

[Gnomish]

What? Plaid! no! anything but Plaid! It burnses! It burnses us!::runs from thread and comes back wearing old plaid school jumper:: MWA HAA! I AM THE HUGE PLAID BLOB!!!!

[Remban]

* seeing Gnomish in plaid, begins to rain magical, firey, icey, and delicious destruction on all plaid*
ALL PLAID MUST DIE!!!!!!!

[Gnomish]

::looks at ruined jumper and screams:: YOU RUINED MY JUMPER! I HAD TO HAVE IT SPECIAL MADE COZ OF MY WEIGHT PROBLEM!!!!! ::gets out tub of chocolate pudding and starts to chase Rembran::

[Coffee]

Rrremban, I wearrr me plaid wit' prrride!
**Puts base-drone right next to Remban's ear and starts playing pipes.**

[Nilana]

walks in wearing a kilt and plaid shirt with plaid bunnies following her.
"what? they're scotish bunnies."

starts to nibble on the rice krispy treats with her bunnies

[Shiach_gaidin]

Rremban, it's not the plaid that we arre wearrin that you should be afrraid of, it's what we got underr it that should frrighten you.

[Tadashya]

*blinks* way too much plaid.. I think the room is moving...

[Keiran]

*waits patiently for the inevitable joke about ludicrosity*

[Ciarin]

Ludicrous speed!!!

NOW!!!!




They've gone plaid!

[Zorathenne]

ROFL

[Triv]

i think we need a live chat for GU..i feel like this is MSN :S

[Wooleen Shadowraith]

HOLY CRAP THEY'VE GONE TO PLAID!

[Remban]

Hey Coffee, I don't care about the bagpipes, and good luck keeping up with me Gnomish! Ludicrous bard speed go!
*Runs around so fast that he creates a tornado inside the thread, sucking up everything and everyone including himself*

[Bisuketto]

mmmmm plaid cupcakes.....

[Saethori]

*enters with his Twinkie Tank, and proceeds to fire Twinkies around and cover all plaid with cream filling*

Ahahaha! All plaid shall feel the fury of the Twinkie Terror (Mark II Turbo X Hyper Power Ultimate, Special Collectors Edition, Twinkies Sold seperately, Batteries not included)!!

[Ciarin]

mmm...I could use a twinkie right now....


::goes to the 7/11 and gets a twinkie::



edit:

mmm...that was tasty...

[Saethori]

mmm...I could use a twinkie right now....


Ask and ye shall recieve...

*aims at Ciarin, and fires off volleys of Twinkies*

[Gnomish]

::sits down and sighs:: wooh... that was some tornado

[EvilIguana966]

*pushes the green square button, turning everyone into badgers*

[Sheyna Rainbringer]

*skips around tossing the Chirstmas cookies up in the air she made yesterday as she traipes around thread*

[Coffee]

Wull grrreat, ye wint an' got twinkie all o'er me plaidie. Ye don't want me to take this thing off ye know.
**Jumps into jello pool to wash off.**

[Coffee]

We have replaced all of Saethori's twinkies with rat ear pies...will he notice?

http://www.gucomics.com/archives/view.php?cdate=20010108

[DogEye]

ummm arn't twinkes rat ear pie to begin with?

*makes bowl of potato soup*
*looks for druid to cast Protection of Chives*

[Ciarin]

Wull grrreat, ye wint an' got twinkie all o'er me plaidie. Ye don't want me to take this thing off ye know.
**Jumps into jello pool to wash off.**



hmmmm.......

/giggle


::hums the Scotsman song::

[Gnomish]

::gagging:: stop it with the twinkies!!! >_< ::casts AoE Chooglit Puddin Rain:: MWAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

[SacredWolfPack]

Haha, i was waiting to do this adn i didnt remember if it was this forum or not.

*throws off his armor and runs around covered in pies.

[Tadashya]

ack! enough twinkies already... I've had all the transfatty acids I can stand!! WRAAAAA!!!

:shock: :shock: :shock:

*sets of an anti-twinkie-matter bomb*

[Saethori]

*pulls a switch on his Twinkie Tank, then starts firing rapid bursts of gummy bears at Tadashya*

[Coffee]

**Stops what he's doing and stares transfixed**
Gummi Bears!!!

[Gnomish]

::gets out an empty pudding tub and runs around catching gummiBears:: YUMMYY!

[Saethori]

Yes. Take the gummi bears. Soon, you shall all be slaves under my power!!

Uh...I mean...enjoy! ^^

[Gnomish]

¬_¬ ::dumps gummi bears into the Jello Pool:: I don't think i want them any more...

[Saethori]

No! You must ...

Uh, I mean... why are you throwing them away? Don't you like their gumminess?

*watches jello pool start sizzling from contact with the bears*

[Gnomish]

::blink blink:: eep!

[Coffee]

**Stops staring at the gummi bears and goes back to making bannock.**

[Keiran]

*stuffs a large lump of raw cookie dough down the muzzle of the Twinkie Tank while it isn't firing*

[Saethori]

*scowls, and throws gummi bears at Keiran*

*works on cleaning up the tank cannon*

[Cougarshand]

*pokes head into Thread (resplendent in an anti-goop-sillyness-resistant-full-face-helmet) . . . *

"Uummm, Coffee-Gurney-San? What's 'bannock'?"

[Ciarin]

christmas trees!!!

[Coffee]

Bannock is a kind of rasin bread I guess you could say.
Here, have some.
**Takes Cougar's helmet off and drops a big glob of dough on him, then puts the helmet back on.**