Tales of Baka & Bob

[Gnomeofdoom]

WOW tales part 1

A small slightly Demented looking Gnome starts charging through a forest of very tall grass.
Gnome: Guys ! Guys theres a thing.
His freind Baka the Dwarf warrior a bit drunk at this time was asking his friend Bob to slow down.
Baka: What is it laddy am a wee bit tipsy.
Bob:Theres a big thing.
Baka: A big thing , how big?
Bob: Realy big!
Baka: What is?
Bob: A big thing
Baka: I know its a big thing *HIC* what i want to know is what the hell is it.
Bob: Its a rather large green Squirrel with wings.
Baka smacked the Bob across hiss small head.
Baka: Look theres no such thing as a Large green Squirrel with wings.
Bob looks at Baka Quite puzzled well.
Bob: Well you know after they revamped patch 1.9
they kinda added that.
Baka was gona hit Bob again, but rember the update notes.

--------------------------FLASH BACK wooooooooooooooooooo!-----------
We at Blizzard Entertainment like to annouce a new enemy to the World of warcraft the lvl 62 Uber squirrel which will chase any Gnome it finds for unlimted amount of time.
We decided this after taking a one sided poll with the Hoarde faction who are kinda pissed off with small pinked hair Gnome Warriors.

Baka: Oh crap!.
Big green Winged Uber squirrel: Hi are you in his party!
Baka: Damn Gnome.

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WoW tales part 2


Bob: Hi! wonder whats this does.
Baka: BOB NO!.

Bob press large red button which says dont press.

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Baka and bob wake up in a grave yard.

Baka: right Bob see when we are on a quest to defuse a bomb and theres a big red button that says dont press.......................................DONT PRESS IT.

Bob: Ok but what if it say look im so so shiny and red please press me you know you want too.

Baka smacks bob on the head.

Baka: Damn Gnomes.

[Gnomeofdoom]

Writers note

Was reading a new manga i got just found out that Baka means idiot in japanese so now there is a bit of irany to my character name now.

[Gnomeofdoom]

If you want more tales from baka and bob tell me other wise im gona stop.

[Dozer]

I kind of like these :)

Dont Stop!!!

[Gnomeofdoom]

oh right well ill right another one later :D

[Gnomeofdoom]

WoW tale part 3

Baka: Bob............Why are you smashing your head of the key board?

Bob: Well you know i forgot to pay for this months WoW subscription!

Baka: Yes BOB........I know whats the problem?

Bob: Well for the last 2 days i have just manage to get into the the WoW EU site and then , ihave wait a further Day just to log into the account management site.

Baka: so why are you hitting your head off the key board?

Bob: Read the screen.



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Due to the fact there is a problem with our server we have chose to not acknowlege our customers exsistance by locking you out the server and disableing any chance you have of complanting to our staff, this may inconvenance you.
But not to worry now that SOE is out of the picture we have alll your money and you wont dare switch MMo cause we got you hooked. NANANANANANANANANANANANAANANANNANANANAN.
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Baka: So what you gona do.

Bob: Gona sit here for another 2 days till i can actully log in to account management and get back to my bad gnomish self.

Baka: Bob! your an idiot.

Bob: what are you gona do?

Baka: Gona flame on the GUcomics site untill i get answer from woody about making a Blizz is the new SOE evil company.

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TAILS OF EQ2"part1"

Baka: BOB WHY ARE YOU ON THAT ROOF?

Bob:.......****.......********

Baka: I cant here you shout louder.

Bob:.....SH..........on.............La...d

Baka: look if your not gona come down and talk im gona leave you up there.

Baka turns round to find him self standing beside a rather large shark.

Baka: EH! i think your lost.

Shark: Actully im one of those glitches SOE forgot to fix.

Baka: Ah! you still think you can chase people out of water.

Shark laughs.
Shark: No i still have the extra Agrro adon gnomes get from all creatures.

Baka: I dont rember that.

Shark pulls out update notes.
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Due to the fact we at SOE are lazy tossers we have decided to leave the Gnome aggro the way it is for furture hailarity on our part. We still presume that we are the GODS of MMO and we do not think that you will give up our game for any other.
Whahaahah...ahahaah......hahahahaha ha.
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Baka: I see, so why are you standing here talking to me.

Shark: your in his party.

Baka: AH! ..........................AH! no im not what gave you that idea.

Shark: Well the gnome said that a small fat dwarf would be along thati could eat.

Baka:Bloody Gnome!



The END FOR NOW


more baka and bob still to come.

[Gnomeofdoom]

XBOX360 tales

Bob: *type type type type*

Baka: what are yuo upto now.

Bob: Writing a polite complant to microsoft.

Baka: what about?

Bob: Take a look.

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Dear microsoft

I would like you to take a look at at your idiotic plan to make a demand for a high end consel that ALREADY has a HIGH DEMAND.
Are you friggen idiots i mean come on WTF, All i want this christmas was a Friggen Xbox 360 thanks to your bloody plan of realising like 2 consels I aint getting one so i jave decided to spread the word of Anti Microsoft round the world.

From Bob .
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Baka:*Shocked* you know Bill gates will have his cronies round here two seconds after you send that?

Bob: Yup.

Baka: Why the hell did you write it then?

Bob: Cause they'll never find me. how i put Mac home page as my home address.

Baka: you idiot that our house address.

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Tales of COunterstrike source part1

Baka : Ok BOB You Take out that Auto noob with your scout and ill charge in to the middle of them with my machine gun and spray like mad.

Bob: Baka got a problem.................

Baka : Look not now just do as we planned.

Bob: no really DUDE big problem!

Baka: What is it?

Bob: It's the Pistol round and we only got $800 + its us two Vs 16 of them.

Baka: WTF?

Bob: well you know i was on CSS forum i pissed of the Calbour clan well.................................

Baka: BOB you friggen idiot this is CS_Assalt we are gona get massacred.

Bob: No we aint.

Baka: Why not?

Bob: I got this.

baka : A NADE!

Bob: And there crawling throught the vent.

Baka: Bob you actually did something right for a change.

Bob tisses the grenade , but it bonces of the vent , of the wall and into the feet of baka and Bob.

Baka: Bob you Twa...........................................BOOO M!....................

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Terrorists

Baka 0 Kills 155 Deaths

Bob 0 365 Deaths

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Baka: we are never gona live this down you know that dont you.

Bob: look! its not my fault i pissed off a major clan.

Baka: Yes it is you Idiot.

[Gnomeofdoom]

WOW tale part 4

Bob: BOTBOTBOT BOTBOT

Baka: WTF

Bob: what man ?

Baka: /w You are grinding non stop with out a break how?

Bob: BOTBOTBOTBOTBOTBOTBOTBOTBOTBOTBOTBOTBOTBOTBOT

Baka: /w BOB WTF man

Bob: OH! what

Baka: are you using a bot.

Bob: yeah getalife bot.

Baka your gona get caught.

Bob: no i aint.

Baka: DuDe you are.

Bob: it uses Rootkit they aint gona catch me.

Baka: -_-

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Microsoft has included clean-up tools for the Sony CD copy rootkit as part of its latest round of security patches.

Microsoft tucked clean-up tools for the Sony CD copy protection rootkit into its security releases Tuesday, including one that automatically deletes the hacker-style cloaking device and another that stymies Sony's uninstaller.
Blizzard have implilled that they have a rootkit detector to catch bots.
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GM: Hello Bob

Baka: im outa here * ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZIPPPPPPPPPP*

[Gnomeofdoom]

Taking a week break from Baka N Bob :) Writing more after New year

[Dozer]

Your week is over! Get back to work! *cracks whip*

[Raya]

Hilarious! I would like to read more of the...

ADVENTURES OF BAKA (the Japanese idiot) and BOB

ROFL

[Gnomeofdoom]

sorry note posted in ages been banned

[Gnomeofdoom]

Beastiality is no Joke!

Bob: ¬¬! WTF
Baka: huh!
Bob: check that Huntard out bet you i could **** him two ways from sunday.
Baka: I Dunno man its a Blood elf!
Bob: Blood elf smud elf as long as its got a behind i can Thrust a dagger up its rear.
Baka: oki! * Leans against tree*

*Bob Sneaks up to elf and notices its doing something with its pet.*

Bob: OMG MY child hoood inocince!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Baka: Why do we still play this Freaking game?
--------Bob logs out----------
--------Baka Dies inside just a little more------

im also Posting these on my LJ where most have been spell checked updated eheh http://ninjas-bait.livejournal.com/

But i use it as a testing area as well......... um! also still looking for anyone to try and Draw these or make a attempt any way even if its in order of the stick style.

[Gnomeofdoom]

Deep Thought 1




Baka:Ever wondered why were both still Single Bob?

Bob: Huh! What i couldnt here you past all the Starwars Toys and and Anime Dvds in this house!

Baka : ....... Never mind!

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OMGz BooBz

Baka: Man! such a bollocks LAN.
Bob:why we here any way Baka.
Baka: rember my Friend from WoW were meeting here.

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Bob: umm! i kinda pissed off a chick.

Baka: o.0! were not getting banned fro manother LAN not again.

Bob: does it matter it sucks ma balls any way.

Baka: Not the point uhhhhhh!

Random Chick: Is this Dancing monkey yours?

Baka: Sadley yes!

Bob:I recent that comment *eats bannana*

Random Chick: What you guys doing hanging about this dump any way!

Bob:Waiting for some fat stalker guy he knows from WoW.

Random chick: Lexia by chance?

Baka: *jaw Drops*

Bob: Did i say fat i ment! Phat you know like rapper kind.

Lexia: can i beat him down into the ground.

Baka: infact do it twice.

Bob: .......

[Gnomeofdoom]

Well for those who are intrested im starting my own web comic and Baka bob will be a mini series in it.
ill post a link here later but uM! i would just thought i post for those who are intrested i mean took me about 2 years to get round to it so i dont expect much response to it xD alot of stories need updated.

[Gnomeofdoom]

My gawd i keep saying this but it is coming ......... we keep hitting snags it the website design and our lovley dane server providerr is doing his best but heres a sample comic not the best idea we have but suppose it shows im actully at work.
Some feed back would be nice cause idont want to launch this and it to be a flop.

But bear in mind this was gona be one of the later on comics sadley my graphic artest wont gimi the rest of the images yet cause
" Ive not got the right feel to them yet "
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/Damse/2-1.jpg

[Gnomeofdoom]

oki that entire thing failed cause i photo shop person bailed on me >> ! MONTHS OF WORK DOWN THE CRAPPER!!!!
But what ever these are still getting veiws so im happy :)

[Gnomeofdoom]

oh! on that note kinda wonder if any body noticed the amazing power of the Gnome Goggles from Brewfest in all my time playing the game never got them till this time i had so much fun killing every Humanoid just cause they looked lioke gnomes