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Ciarin
12-03-2003, 06:46 PM
Ok, my fav comedian of all time is Eddie Izzard (http://eddieizzard.com). I just got done watching his "Dressed to Kill" video. Oh my god, I laughed my ass off.

Anyone else like Eddie?

If so, what's your fav quote?

It's really hard to pick my fav, but I guess it would have to be:

"Ew! It's all sticky. It's covered in jam" [refering to the moon]

Or maybe "And so I will start a new religion. I shall call it the Psychotic Bastard Religion." "What about Church of England?" "Ah yes, Church of England, that's much better, even though I am Scottish myself" [Sean Connery as King Henry VIII]

or, "That was such a crap joke. I'm only laughing cause you laughed"

hahah!

And I'm still pissed off that I missed his show that was in Boston a few months ago.
Kyriath
12-03-2003, 07:58 PM
Cake or Death!
Ciarin
12-03-2003, 11:39 PM
Cake please.
Kyriath
12-03-2003, 11:43 PM
Sorry all out of cake.
Ciarin
12-03-2003, 11:47 PM
SO my choice is "or death'?!
Dr.Gonzo
12-04-2003, 04:07 AM
"with huge guns... and fantastic make-up"

Yeah, executive transvestites are great. Got both of his shows, one on DVD and the other on tape.
Dr.Gonzo
12-04-2003, 05:01 AM
Also "Did i leave the gas on... no wait I'm a -- squirel
Xyrra
12-04-2003, 07:48 AM
What is it Lt. Sebastian?
It’s the Rebels, sir. They’re here.
My God, man. Do they want tea?
No, I think they're after something more than that, sir. I don’t know what it is, but they’ve brought a flag.
Ciarin
12-04-2003, 12:00 PM
That's dash cunning of them!
Catila Amano
12-04-2003, 12:35 PM
I *REALLY* really hope he is not the next Dr. Who... *sigh*
Ciarin
12-04-2003, 12:44 PM
Dr.....who?
Wooleen Shadowraith
12-04-2003, 03:55 PM
EDDIE IZZARD ROOOOCKS!

No flag no country!...thats the rules...that ive just made up.
Ciarin
12-04-2003, 04:01 PM
Adn I'm backing it up with this gun I got from the national rifle association...
Wooleen Shadowraith
12-04-2003, 10:17 PM
Ill have the Chicken please.
Very well sir, taste of human.
Dr.Gonzo
12-05-2003, 07:53 AM
"I am trying to whisk you, to whisk you into the hu-du-du-da"

"Im... punching a baboon"

"Im a grann, I live forever, I never die...""with huge cakes on their heads".

From "Glorious"--- im pretty sure thats the name of it.
Mordican
12-05-2003, 10:45 AM
Hehe... I loved his French bit... finalyl something useful from French 101 and 102 in Highschool :)
Jordain
12-08-2003, 02:08 AM
My personal favorite: "You call it erb and we call it Herb, because there's a ****ing "H" in it"

hehe, love that one.
Grey_Bishop
12-08-2003, 02:15 AM
Eddie rocks.

"...I swam like I was being chased by sharkie-sharkie's."

"I AM your wife!"

"How are you coming with your maneuver?"

"Right now it's more of a gesture."
Ciarin
12-08-2003, 02:59 AM
It's not guns that kill people, it's maneuvers.
Wooleen Shadowraith
12-08-2003, 08:31 AM
HILDA HILDA WAKE UP HILDA!
Frodric
12-08-2003, 09:34 PM
Sweeny and I caught him on this last bit in October. He was a scream. I rolled I really did.