Resistance is Delicious. (4/3)

**Woody** · 04-03-2008

After some of you began to speculate that Ted might replace his hands with implements of destruction after the "Cooking Mama Incident". I decided I might as well answer part of the question for you.

In typical Ted fashion, the best replacement would be one that benefits him and improves his ability to bend those around him to his will. Since the Overlord gauntlet doesn't seem to work for him, the obvious answer would be to utilize a device specifically designed to create single-minded automatons acting at Ted's direction. Don't call him "the Ted Queen" though, that makes him antsy about the dresses in his closet.

We are Ted. You will be assimilated. Your valuable and edible possessions will be added to our own. Resistance is nugatory. Mmmm... nougat.

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walle · 04-03-2008

How come I have this eerie feeling that Rodenberry is shivering in his grave and somewhere out there, a borg queen is feeling an overpowering urge to play cooking mama?

zwildstar · 04-03-2008

...I second "Mmmm... nougat."

**Skittles** · 04-03-2008

COOL!

Ted has a most of the year to learn how to use his new hands in his epic struggle against Santa. XD

Tundar · 04-03-2008

I bet the Borg is feeling a "disturbance in the force"

But how the heck is he going to play a console with that one?
Or will he just assimilate the PS3 he got from Santa?

Tenolein · 04-03-2008

lol "Species 5618"

Reminds me of Barricade in the Transformers, asking Shea's character, "Are you ladiesman217?!"

Forsooth.

Aku · 04-03-2008

I just assimilated some Panda Express. Perhaps you can throw some Orange Chicken at Ted.

Zalnor · 04-03-2008

"We are Ted. You will be assimilated. Your valuable and edible possessions will be added to our own." I laughed at that comment. that is so something ted would say too.

Beowulff · 04-03-2008

Is it just me, or did everyone get a sudden craving for Peanut Butter and Nougat sammich?

aicrules · 04-03-2008

Disturbance nothing, this would cause nothing short of a complete borg collapse. Similar to plugging in a european microwave into a US outlet, turning it on and throwing it in the toilet (big big toilet). Though the result for Ted would not change the resulting strip, as I'm sure Ted has seen his share of electrocutions...

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Woody Owner/Artist GU Admin Join Date: Sep 2003 Fwang: 9,782"	Resistance is Delicious. (4/3) After some of you began to speculate that Ted might replace his hands with implements of destruction after the "Cooking Mama Incident". I decided I might as well answer part of the question for you. In typical Ted fashion, the best replacement would be one that benefits him and improves his ability to bend those around him *to his will. Since the Overlord gauntlet doesn't seem to work for him, the obvious answer would be to utilize a device specifically designed to create single-minded automatons acting at Ted's direction. Don't call him "the Ted Queen" though, that makes him antsy about the dresses in his closet. We are Ted. You will be assimilated. Your valuable and edible possessions will be added to our own. Resistance is nugatory. Mmmm... nougat. ____________________ Today's Pimpage:* Ted is wearing a "Hot Dang!" shirt from Threadless.Com.

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walle Join Date: Mar 2006 Fwang: 51"	How come I have this eerie feeling that Rodenberry is shivering in his grave and somewhere out there, a borg queen is feeling an overpowering urge to play cooking mama?
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zwildstar Dwarf behind the Elf Join Date: Aug 2005 Fwang: 178"	...I second "Mmmm... nougat."
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Aku Flaming Eyebrows Join Date: Jul 2006 Fwang: 239" Location: The Future	I just assimilated some Panda Express. Perhaps you can throw some Orange Chicken at Ted.
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Zalnor Mountain Dew Amp Addict Join Date: Nov 2003 Fwang: 92" Location: Salem Oregon	"We are Ted. You will be assimilated. Your valuable and edible possessions will be added to our own." I laughed at that comment. that is so something ted would say too.
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Skittles Industry Professional Join Date: Feb 2007 Fwang: 140" Location: Orlando, FL	COOL! Ted has a most of the year to learn how to use his new hands in his epic struggle against Santa. XD

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Tundar Subscriber Join Date: Dec 2007 Fwang: 196" Location: Denmark	I bet the Borg is feeling a "disturbance in the force" But how the heck is he going to play a console with that one? Or will he just assimilate the PS3 he got from Santa?

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Tenolein RNG DWN!! Subscriber Join Date: Nov 2003 Fwang: 2,552" Location: Minneapolis, MN	lol "Species 5618" Reminds me of Barricade in the Transformers, asking Shea's character, "Are you ladiesman217?!" Forsooth.
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Beowulff Join Date: Jan 2008 Fwang: 23" Location: Leduc	Is it just me, or did everyone get a sudden craving for Peanut Butter and Nougat sammich?
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aicrules Join Date: Sep 2006 Fwang: 183"	Disturbance nothing, this would cause nothing short of a complete borg collapse. Similar to plugging in a european microwave into a US outlet, turning it on and throwing it in the toilet (big big toilet). Though the result for Ted would not change the resulting strip, as I'm sure Ted has seen his share of electrocutions...
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