While I was working yesterday, a fleet of tightly clothed ladies sauntered across the screen and proceeded to trollop up the works. The commercial was for a seried of exercise DVDs from "Flirty Girl Fitness" with such thought provoking titles as Booty Beat, Just Teasing, and Intermediate Pole Dancing.
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Now, I can see the aerobic potential of the collection. And I'm certain that undulating your way to fitness is an excellent alternative to the tried and true crash diet. But I really wasn't expecting the saucy gesticulations that played out across the screen. I had a temporary hot flash and I'm pretty sure I blushed. Then again, I have a personal heater by my desk that routinely flips over to "surface of the sun", so...

Unfettered by the opinions of others, I can only imagine Ted's response to the commercial. Actually no. I know exactly what his response would be. He'd buy them for personal entertainment. And I don't judge him for that.

Ted is awesome.

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I too have seen these commercials...

Made me laugh a lil first time I saw them... And then think just a little too much about said videos... And at one point I was going to check netflix...

But I digress...

I just saw the commercial again this morning as a matter of fact

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And yes ted is awesome

Nice. I'm sure Ted *coughlike mecough* found the secret key combo that let you skip all the "prove you're an adult" trivia questions in Leisure Suit Larry 3 to get the full R rated game...seriously what would be the point of playing that game without the 8-bit nips...

I don't know, such kind of 'aerobics' are more appealing to just sit and watch, but then, I heard somewhere that orgasms are the best and safest way to 'stretch and flex every muscle you didn't even know you had', so I guess it would work

its aerobics... with a stripper pole...

*internal psyche battle ensues as Id escapes his cage, leaps for the controls of the Breandán, and is tackled and beaten soundly by Og and Sir Breandán (long story) and shoved back into his cage*

ROFL, I am pretty sure we all can think what Ted would do with those videos. Maybe Ted is turning over a new leaf...with aerobics...and a stripper pole, lol.

I actuallty have a stripper pole in my basement for parties. I love watching the shy girls trying to convince their friends that they dont' want to do it then do it to please them. Then, at the end of the night those shy girls are all over the pole after having a couple drinks in them. One of the best investments I've made. I would encourage any bachelors to buy one; it'll get plenty of use!

I would say there's a good 30% chance that Ted is actually dancing along with the workout and not doing what we assume he's doing.

yes, but for the sake of my inner child, I cannot go there

That's the sad part, I can see Ted abusing the taps for about a week, then spending a couple days in the hospital from Dehydration from loss of drool and various other bodily fluids. But then after that I'm pretty sure that he'd actually use the tapes for there intended purposes. And Knowing him would find some way to incorporate a pole and a Wii into something altogether not right