I've been doing the Sons of Hodir dialy quests for a few weeks now. And I've tried desperately, despite Plethora's quips, to ignore the names of the quests. But I just can't do it anymore.

I think some dev had spent too much time away from his lady friend when he started naming the series. Here's the list... Blowing Hodir's Horn, Mounting Hodir's Helm, Polishing Hodir's Helm, and Thrusting Hodir's Spear. Come on man. We get it, you're making dick jokes.

I'm not going to lie to you and say I'm above it. I've made plenty of suggestive penis jokes in my life. My name is Woody for Monkey's sake. It's damn near a requirement. But, every day I do these quests I roll my eyes again and try desperately to ignore it. Soon my faction will be high enough to buy the exalted goodies and I'll likely never do those dailies again.

That being said, I'm no prude. So, I'm thinking this thread should celebrate other gaming items, quests, NPCs, etc. that you feel have suggestive names.

This thread will uhh... probably not be completely safe for work.

You know...I didn't even notice that until now, heh.

brilliant comic i rly like the look of the elfs face xD

Is that a blood elf talking with a human? How's that work, Woody?

Originally Posted by Mortavius:

Is that a blood elf talking with a human? How's that work, Woody?

Couple of blood elves, from the looks of it. The Death Knight looks like Skurai.

Speaking of which, I felt I had to post that you really seem to capture Skurai's wierdness in his caricature. I can't quite place how.

Originally Posted by Mortavius:

Is that a blood elf talking with a human? How's that work, Woody?

Artistic Freedom!

Ya know Woody, you can just farm/buy/steal the Relics of Ulduar and go around to farm other daily quests that are also repetitive, but have a better name (or at least a name you won't find back on the covers of the DVDs in the 18+section).

I have been farming those quests as well, as well as trying to find those darned Everfrost Chips for the reputation gain before we could turn in those relics of Ulduar. They do cost quite a few goldcoins though, depending on howmany you still need...

Argghhhh I never noticed that before and now I can never un-notice it. >.>

I'll never forget running into that weapon in Diablo II ... you know "The Diggler," a dirk.
Needed to get the monitor wipes out for that one.

I still remember, and always will, Dixl Drool. Dark Elf pirate chick from original EQ, who hung out in the OOT and wore the assless leather pants.

While browsing the WoW forums sometime in the last few weeks, I found several complaints that the Ulduar Tier 8 armor for Paladins had such a shape on the chestpiece.

Paladin Tier 8 Armor
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Whatever floats their boat, I guess.

Also, as usual, good comic.

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